Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story
So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.
Good gender neutral baby names:
(Source: robotblogofficial, via sarcastic-snowflake)
when the artist u hate releases a catchy song
Finish this s
oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)
*kiss* be happy toady
I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG
WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING
I cannot stress how accurate this is..
me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone
riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue