October 20, 2014   454,769 notes

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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October 13, 2014   115,236 notes

lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

image

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October 13, 2014   351,892 notes

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October 13, 2014   179,477 notes

rexuality:

but how do you convince little kids to wear clever costumes they won’t appreciate?

"mommy can i be batman?"
"no you and your brother are going as van gogh and the starry night painting, it’ll be so hilarious and witty"
"i want to be batman though"
"shhhhh mommy needs more followers on pinterest"

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October 13, 2014   231,912 notes

assiest:

wtf is an acronym 

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October 7, 2014   994,384 notes

pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

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October 7, 2014   88,366 notes
freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

freshcleanfit:

In other news, this is one of my favorite Twitter happenings to date. 

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October 7, 2014   152,353 notes
oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

oxygeniuss:

I JUST SPIT OUT MY DRINK 

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October 7, 2014   72,835 notes
spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

spoopycrutchie:

my color blind friend just posted this on facebook

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October 7, 2014   92,914 notes

magneito:

"feminism isn’t really about equality it’s a hate movemen-"

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October 7, 2014   403,936 notes

t-esserae:

I think that if voldemort really wanted to kill harry potter the night the spell didn’t work on him he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given the fact that he was a one year old infant

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October 7, 2014   473,867 notes
bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

bl-ossomed:

man-duhh:

iron-pigs:

annaprocrastinates:

Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston dressed as each other’s characters at a Breaking Bad cast party.

This is probably the best gif ever

oh my god

I fucking can’t

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October 7, 2014   174,911 notes
ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

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October 7, 2014   63,355 notes

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

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October 7, 2014   40,386 notes

carry-on-my-muggle-assbutt:

charliewomanofletters:

that one time a demon blessed an angel,

omg Jensen’s face

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