July 28, 2014   237,996 notes

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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robotblogxvx:

Good gender neutral baby names:

  • Unit 00
  • Unit 01
  • Unit 02

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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queen-of-quiet-queefs:

unityy:

Finish this s

oulja boy off in this hoe Watch me crank it Watch me roll Watch me crank that soulja boy Then super man that hoe Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy) Now watch me you (crank that soulja boy)

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sha-shabbaranks:

kamlna:

kamlna:

*kiss* be happy toady 

I TRIED TO MAKE A FUCKING NICE POST AND M lAIGING SO HARD I SPELLED TODAY WRONG 

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thanks

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wearing these during sex

wearing these during sex

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July 27, 2014   535,402 notes

WHEN MY ALARM GOES OFF IN THE MORNING

erikitachiquita:

howdoiputthisgently:

I cannot stress how accurate this is..

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

shingekinokyojinheaven:

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

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i-am-matticus:

havea-nicedaze:

c0urtneys:

b0mbb:

wall-flawer:

rip-aaliyah:

man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

Oh my gosh this is amazing

wow

No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

That looks like heaven

i-am-matticus:

havea-nicedaze:

c0urtneys:

b0mbb:

wall-flawer:

rip-aaliyah:

man, i don’t think i’ll ever get over this picture. 

Someone please make this a gif with the stars moving or sparkling!!

Oh my gosh this is amazing

wow

No one realizes that this is what the sky is supposed to look like but we fucked it up congrats earth

That looks like heaven

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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